I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!

Where are you located? And where might we find you if we wanted to pod you? Chloe might want a female friend to do girly stuff with...

I know...it's a comforting feeling knowing that whenever I am around Chloe, she can't seem to breath...she obviously loves me so much.

We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.

best thread in months

we definately need a trophy room tho theres some null secers i really want frozen in carbonite in my room

Whenever Chloe looks like she might be hot, I take her for a walk in space. My only regret is that I have to get dressed up in a spacesuit. I'm so jealous of Chloe, as she plays in the open vacuum of space. Well, maybe play is too much. Drift, I suppose, is more accurate.

I'm just wondering, is cloe from before or after the patch that changed the weight of corpses from 200 to 80?

Chloe gets lei'd nightly. And she looks great now that they reduced the weight from 200 to 80. But maybe I've said to much.

I don't want to sound macabre, but I give her lillies. She doesn't really love it. Or hate it. It's hard to tell.

I need a trophy room to mount the poor marines, stranded pilots, corpses, erotic dancers, and the true slave decryption node I paid 40 million ISK for.

Seriously I want somewhere I can put all my memorabilia.

If Chloe is naked in free space, she is, in every way, "flash frozen"

Corpses? That's sick...I only have companions. And I buff Chloe on my own lots of times, thank you very much.

Wait it's been six months since I've seen this, and this is still active?

How sad! you should go make the pirate your new friend...

This thread is just unable to stay dead. How fitting.........

I think I am in the wrong alliance...

Do corpses really die when the pod blows up? This thread hasn't so I'm wondering now...

I found a corpse the other day and put it in my hold. It was male though. Maybe I should have sold it to a lonely female?

Sure gets lonely sometimes. Wish it had been female.

1) first CCP needs to install a new skill set. Science --> corpse reanimation skill
2) each re-animated corpse become your Minion (like a satellite account). CCP needs to create a minion PLEX, insert minion PLEX to use a Minion.
3) now you can play barbie on your minion, as the minion follows you around like a zombie (station view turned on). each re-animation skill allows you to have control over 1 minion. minions follow you in space in their own pods (CCP be prepared to allow players to color up these "eggs", just like a MMORPG pet collection!)

4) Minion's ability extension, at level 5 re-animation skill, you can train MINION DRONE skill, your Minion can then pilot any tier frigate class ship (which you have skilled up) and can be commanded by you like a DRONE. at level 5 MINION DRONE skill, you can CONTROL 5 MINION DRONES. your UI now have a scroll function which selects yourself and each of the 5 minions ship modules. scrolling over to another UI set carries a CD of 10 seconds penalty.

5) then CCP MUST be prepared to enable dress ups like YOKO LITTNER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurren_Lagann) (http://www.animewallpaperhi.com/thumbnails/detail/20120704/cosplay%20tengen%20toppa%20gurren%20lagann%20yoko%20littner%20yoko%204288x2848%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_10.jpg)

or any other crazy anime pin up dress set

... however, all this will no longer make EVE very EVE like. but thereafter ... more anime freaks.

(however, if you are a stealth bomber pilot ... ... ... ... O M G! )

Best Thread.
+1 Corpse clothing
+1 Corpse Display case
+1 Corpse Bronzing
+1 macabre garments blueprints using corpses as materials

Meanwhile, the question that should be asked isn't about having the clothes you wear on your character drop with the corpse after it gets podded, it should be why this game is actively encouraging necrophilia. Not to say that's a bad thing; I keep quite an extensive corpse collection myself...

I think I just found my kindred spirit.

actually carmen - you ought to pod your alts, and collect them from space, it'll be much cosier in the room, and you won't need such a big room if you don't have to fit the pods in.

I suppose as a princess that means you must obey her orders, I just hope she doesn't have a tendency to order you about.

does your princess like tortilla cheese chips? - my queenie tends to just munch the tortilla chips (with a little help from me), but the woman just won't swallow ; and the cheese - well - she either let's it dribble out the corners of her mouth or just chews on that without swallowing too.

is it something I'm doing wrong?

This is probably the real reason they canceled WoD. Prevention of medial and immediate corporate suicide.

Queenie does occaisionally smell, she needs a lot of prompting (and assistance) with her personal hygiene, and I have to be really careful with her - her skin is so fragile, it tears sooo easily, and takes SO LONG to heal.....

nanite paste? that seems so .... mechanical and uncaring.... and she's such a lovely caring person, she may not show it much, but I know she is.

This isn't a complaint but I do feel compelled to note that this thread, much unlike Chloe, refuses to stay dead.

I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.

I'm not clear on what the problem is.

Is it that you wouldn't be able to see the hull of the ship which would give him an unfair advantage?

however, they would be relatively easy to recreate, so surely that would diminish the monetary value somewhat?

Have you found your Chloe Midnight? Does she bring you endless joy?

True true, but the lower the temperature, the more tongue you lose engaging in embarrassing displays of public affection.
Bad enough having to bring spritz bottles of de-icer for dinner and movie dates.

*ed:

Oh right, clothes.. On topic with disturbing anecdotes thrown in, after a bit of light bondage that turned out badly thanks to that horrible couch in the captains quarters, I found that my Venus had unfortunately developed a de milo-esque charm. Super glue may work on warmer people, but she's to cool to use such.

Therefore I propose duct-tape accessories. Forearm, upper arm and shoulder wraps, knee braces and jockey shorts(sorry no boxers, tighty whities, etc.).